Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Sardar - The Innocent

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Sardar: I haven't slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Why didn't u exchange?
Sardar: Oye! There was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.

Sardarji standing below a tube light with an open mouth all nite.
Because his doctor advised him: "Today's dinner should be light !!"

Professor Sardarji asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why ?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

Santa Singh was told his daughter has died !!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter !!
At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried !!
At 10th floor he remembers I'm Banta not Santa !!

On a romantic date sardar's girl friend asks him:
"Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?"
He said: "Sure ! What's your phone number ?"

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
Sardar: O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first !!

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one , Sardarji.

Outside the classroom , it was raining cats & dogs.
He wrote:  "Due To Rain cats & dogs , No Match !!"

What does Sardar do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes !!!

Why can't Sardar dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency ?
He cannot find the eleven on the phone !!

Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar: Drink quickly.
Wife: Why?
Sardar: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10 !!

Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror !!

Sardar news: A 'Two-Seater' plane crashed in a Graveyard in Punjab.
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more(victims) !

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Wife: What you are doing?
Sardar: I am seeing how I will look while sleeping !

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India .
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What "which part"? Whole body was born in India .

2 Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing ?
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more !!!

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what he did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, all in a mess , so I made it alright !!

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one !

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows "Made in Japan" but radio says this is "All India Radio !!"


In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ...
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child !!




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